May 2012
53 posts
ted's gay
Thank you Sara for waxing my butthole
today was a whirlwind of fear and joy
EXCUSE ME
when he gets a boner does it happen to both? or can he choose one?
could he cum out of one and pee out the other?
if one girl were just licking his balls, could he fuck three girls at once? four?
do they hit against each other when he walks? would that feel good?
does he masturbate twice as often?
what do you call the space between the two penises?
spidtrad:
if tweeting while you poop is being a twitter shitter then consider me a tumblr dumper
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“WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY....
”B’loody Mary was standing there. “Hajimemashite gurl.” she said happily (she spex Japanese so do i. dat menz ‘how do u do’ in japanese). “BTW Willow that f***ing poser got expuld. she failed al her klasses and she skepped math.” (an: RAVEN U FUKIN SUK! FUK U!) “WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD.” “Dumbledore had constipated the cideo...
ejacutastic:
why did someone submit cock rings to me
do I look like I need that or s/t
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dick-fister:
so i just watched edward penishands and i laughed for 15 minutes straight
that was the funniest thing i’ve ever put on my browser history
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danceswithwhitegirls:
burnla replied to your post: when i’m nervous i fart